Listing Agent & Principal Problem Solver
Tim Meek
Ten years in real estate. Army veteran. Handles pricing, marketing, negotiations, and arguing with Zestimates.
Amplifier · Org chart, roughly
Meet the Team.
A small operation. A questionable number of employees.
Org chart available on request. It's mostly arrows pointing at Emily.
4
Humans on staff
3
Dogs in security
19
Legs, combined
1
Unexplained nine-day absence
01
The actual professionals
The grown-ups. Mostly.
Director of Operations & Keeping Tim in Line
Emily Meek
The organizational backbone of Amplifier. Keeps communication flowing, details on track, and Tim's enthusiasm within reasonable limits.
02
Junior executives
Leadership. Allegedly.
Executive credentials
ID-001
Derek
Vice President of Acquisitions (Toys Division)
Specializes in identifying opportunities, negotiating additional screen time, and expanding the company's LEGO portfolio.
Executive credentials
ID-002
Blair
Chief Executive of Getting Her Way
Oversees executive decision-making, cheer operations, and ensuring the rest of the organization understands who's actually in charge.
03
Security & facilities
Not on payroll. Never once off duty.
FILE NO. 001CLEARED FOR DUTYDirector of Security
Sven
Three legs. Zero compromises. Takes perimeter security personally.
FILE NO. 002CLEARED FOR DUTYHead of Field Reconnaissance
Kristoff
Completed a nine-day solo mission in the woods at seven months old. Reported back to the back door. Has never discussed it.
FILE NO. 003CLEARED FOR DUTYDirector of Unnecessary Escalations
Ana
Ensures minor disturbances receive the maximum possible response. Also eats furniture.
No dogs were consulted about their job titles. All three would like a word.
Original founding member
Lucy
2013 – 2025
Lucy was here before any of it — the business, the kids, the rest of the pack. She set the standard for loyalty around here, and she's still the one everyone measures up to.
Forever with the team.